Warning: this blog will offend those of German origin or those who have cultural sensitivities. German Tourists If Angela Merkle needs to know where her constituents are – she need only look to the marinas and beaches of Croatia. Forget Berlin, this is the centre of the German populace. I know they are German because: […]
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Pregnancy On one of my days in Rovinj I saw a pregnant Cro-woman – one of the gorgeous stick creatures I described in my Zagreb fashion blog. When I first saw her I thought she had stuck a rock melon up her T-shirt. Maybe this was a Cro custom to keep their melons warm. Who
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So, you’ve bought some Euro-style sunnies, you’ve got the French mani/pedi combo and the chic Euro hair style is moussed, gelled and hair-sprayed into a fashionable helmet. However, you are a cardie wearing, long-socks-with-sandals nerd if you don’t smoke. The non-smoker is even more conspicuous than the women wearing one-piece bathers. If you want to
Driving in Cro-land means gripping the wheel like the front bar of a roller-coaster and tightening the sphincter until your bum is so attached to the seat, you make a little sigh of release when you leave the car. As those of you who have been a passenger in my car will know, I brake
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We left Zagreb & headed for Rovinj. This is a stunning town in Istria. Totally gorgeous & I will put photos up on my Facebook page cos I’m useless trying to put them up here. & there are more urgent matters……. I’ve had to book an appointment with an orthopaedic surgeon for Cro-man. When we
Z-town & I have parted ways, so here are some of my final thoughts. Drinking: Jeeeesuz, do these Cros know how to drink! All around the main square are cafés. The signs say ‘cafe’ and ‘drinks’. This literally translates to coffee and booze. NO food. We kept going into these places – they look like
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From the sublime to the camel toe, all bases are covered in Zagreb. Mostly these super-skinny women, with legs that have NEVER chafed at the thighs, are over-the-top decked out. They do not do casual and flat heels are for old babas and tourists. I’ve never seen so many hooker heels in one place (ok,
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WARNING: despite the events being real, this blog may contain inaccurate, misleading and exaggerated material. We are finally off to Cro-land! Thanks to Cro-man’s accumulation of frequent flyer miles, we are being posh and are squeezing into the pointy end of the plane. How different and how same/same. The posh eat better: this is really
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I don’t really know what I was expecting – but it wasn’t this beautiful city. too many years spent in the 1950s-centric Swan Valley means that I was ill-prepared for this cosmopolitan, yet laid-back, very European city. So much to see!! Food: love olive oil? Zagreb’s for you. Gilled fish? Let’s marinate that in oil
